Here is my 100 things about me – Not sure if I can get that far but we’ll see.
1. I’m 33
2. I’ll be 34 on the 16th of July
3. I have 2 kids
4. I’m unhappily married
5. He’s oblivious
6. I have 2 brothers and 3 sisters
7. My youngest sister is 12
8. She’s my dads daughter
9. I was his only child for 22 years
10. My oldest sister is homeless with 6 kids
11. My oldest brother is a dentist
12. My other sister lives in Hawaii
13. I was born and raised in San Diego
14. I also lived in New Mexico and Kansas for 6mo. each
15. That was hell
16. I attended 2 elementary schools, 3 middle schools, 2 high schools
17. That was hell.
18. I survived and it made the strong woman I am today
19. I have one best friend who knows every single dark secret
20. I know hers
21. I met her when I was 18
22. I love her
23. When I was 18 I was bitten on the nose by a German Shepard
24. I had to have plastic surgery. Can you say hamburger meat?
25. I sued them
26. I won $36K. A thousand dollars for every stitch I had
27. They filed bankruptcy
28. I never saw a dime
29. I have a big mouth – when I get to know you
30. I’m shy other wise
31. I’m only 5’2”
32. I love sex
33. I don’t get much
34. My favorite movies are Forrest Gump, Stripes, All 80’s movies
35. My favorite T.V. shows are anything forensic- I also love anything on A&E
36. If I could do it all over again – I’d like to perform autopsies for a career
37. I’m fascinated with stuff like that
38. I love to read. Anything
39. I hate grocery shopping
40. I’d rather clean toilets
41. If I could I would have sex with Charlie Sheen (bad boy), Matthew McConahay I know it’s not going to happen – a woman can dream can’t she?
42. I have a cat Motley
43. A ferret Becca
44. a bird ( I hate birds)
45. When I was a kid I was the one who brought home the strays.
46. I’ve had at one time two cats, a dog, bunny, lizard, rats and mice
47. My mother didn’t appreciate that
48. My mother is a manic depressive person
49. My dads an alcoholic
50. I think I’m normal
51. I never admit that I’m wrong
52. It’s a weakness
53. I am almost always right
54. Kidding
55. I didn’t get my driver’s license until I was 21
56. I am completely stupid when it comes to driving directions
57. I love selling
58. I love to make people happy
59. Sometimes that’s a detriment
60. I cry at commercials
61. I cry at movies
62. My daughter always checks on me to see if I’m crying during a movie
63. It’s embarrassing
64. I can’t help it
65. I love Sammy Hagar
66. I went to a concert 2 years ago and was on stage – He kissed me tongue and all
67. He was really sweaty
68. I’m an exhibitionist
69. When the kids aren’t home I like walking around naked
70. No lie
71. My favorite color is black
72. I love the smell of rain on the pavement
73. I like men that have dark hair, tan and nice bodies (who doesn’t right?)
74. I don’t like blonds …except Matthew
75. If I were to turn lesbian (not that they turn or anything) I would want to be with Cathrine Zeta Jones.
76. She my dear friends is Hot
77. I would be a lesbian for her any day
78. I think I’m going to go to hell
79. I have a lot of skeletons in my closet.
80. a lot
81. too many
82. I’m trying to redeem myself
83. I’m studying to be Catholic
84. I’ve been a parishioner for 16 years
85. I was asked to be a God mother a month ago
86. I need a baptismal certificate
87. Because the Idiot priest will not let me be God mother any other way
88. I was never Baptised
89. I will be next Friday
90. I still think I’m going to hell though
91. I’m not a kid person
92. I love mine but that’s it
93. I love Football & Boxing
94. I like baseball
95. I tolerate basketball
96. I absolutely hate Nascar
97. I’d rather watch golfing
98. I am reaching here…..struggling
99. I don’t exercise ever
100. I don’t like to sweat
101. I’m a girly girl
Not bad! I could never work up the steam to do a 100 things list. I'm pretty sure I could do it without too much difficulty (I'm really good at making stuff up after all) but it looks like such a TASK when you look at it from line zero. ;-)
Posted by: Jim at July 2, 2004 03:56 PMGreat list. Of course, you forgot to mention how absolutely fanatical you are about hockey. You *are* a hockey fan, right? It's boxing and football on ice! :)
Posted by: Ted at July 5, 2004 01:45 PMInteresting sequence, not random. Your hurting.
Posted by: James Old Guy at July 6, 2004 02:42 PMTed - Love HOCKEY!!! I forgot about that.
James - I'm not sure what made you say that I'm hurting. That was interesting. Not so much hurting as pained by things in general.
Posted by: Tiffani at July 6, 2004 02:54 PMThe first mid life crisis it the most painful. You have been married for half of your life. Thus your having a mid life crisis in the marriage romance department. Marriage is not what you thought it was when you were a dew eyed teenager and not what the movies show or the commercials want you to think it is. No movie or commercial or romance novel tells you what happens 10 years later, it doesn't tell you that Male Handsome Stud is now loosing his hair, getting pudgy,is in debt up to his ears. It doesn't tell you that gorgeous woman with a killer figure now has two kids, her body is starting to sag and that winning smile has bad breath in the morning. The worst part for both people is the eternal question, why me. I can't give you an answer on that one, I ask the same question. I do know that the majority of people will go through life, stuggling to make ends meet, maybe not financially but emotionally. Very few of us will be millionares, even fewer movie stars, and even fewer great leaders of countries. That being said, we all still have and need our dreams, our privacy and most important a reason to be. Dr. Phil (idiot) actually has the right main idea, we cause our own happiness and our own sadness. Age does have one bounus other than I can wear some really tacky clothes and not care. I have learned that nothing and no one is perfect, least of all me. That lust and love are not the same and you can have one without the other. I have also learned that their is not a damn thing wrong with feeling like crap.
Posted by: James Old Guy at July 7, 2004 10:01 AM