January 28, 2005

Nips

Tell me....do you guys really think that when girls get excited that their nipples get hard?

I had an interesting conversation at a Networking meeting yesterday.


Salesguy: It's easy for you girls you just think about it and they get hard

Me: No they don't

Salesguy: Yeah huh

Me: It's strickly a temperature thing

Salesguy: Don't they get hard when you see someone you like?

Me: Do you get a boner?

Me: Don't answer that

Salesguy: No seriously - tell me the truth they get hard right?

Me: Dude, the only way my nipples are going to get hard is if you tweek them or you shove me in a freezer.

Salesguy: Do you know you just ruined my life?

Posted by Tiffani at January 28, 2005 12:54 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Hillarious!

I do hope that other tactile methods work too. Tweaking sounds decidedly uncomfy. ;-)

Posted by: Jim at January 28, 2005 05:31 PM

Honestly ... nothing for a month or two and now you're back with a decidedly coffee unfriendly post.

Very funny though ... if a little disapointing. I could subscribe to the mind over matter approach to body part hardening.

Posted by: Rob at January 29, 2005 11:16 AM

Man, if you didn't like that guy, you'd have him dead caught on harrasment.

Posted by: Victor at January 29, 2005 06:00 PM

I see him across the room and up they go like mini tents. And a little squishy elsewhere... Once every four or five years I see a guy that hot. An everyday boyfriend ant tweak at all in any way to get em up. They used to call it THO t- hard on!.

Posted by: hotbotgirl at January 30, 2005 03:19 PM
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